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[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.

[jayayayayay]

what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower

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[datensayne]

When you know someone’s an asshole and you hear people talking about how much of a good person they are.

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• Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Toby Curtis
• Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Walter O'Brien
• Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Sylvester Dodd
• Looks like they could kill you and actually could: Happy Quinn
• Cinnamon roll with extra icing: Paige Dineen

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[mmikan]

Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6) Flags: (1) Top photo: (1)

EDIT: Previous post had a typo about bisexuality. Sorry about that!

EDIT2: Added nonbinary! 

[beige-lunatic]

Please read this!!!!!!

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How to murder

• Step 1: put the knife right in
• Step 2: take the knife on out
• Step 3: put the knife back in
• Step 4: and twist it all about
• Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

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that’s why the people of this world

[gaegi]

believe in

[randomfanboy]

communism in theory, but not in practice

[gaegi]

and pearl

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constantdoodling asked:

r u an artistic poo

Nice!!!

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[panamethyst]

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[aconnormanning]

I love it when people tag posts with someone’s first name like it’s so cute y’all have inside jokes you’re probably so in friend love

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[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[searchkissdestroy]

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[revelation19]

The best possible way to watch Jaws.

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Reasons I am a five year old:

[offcialnymph]

cries easily
doesn’t know how to adult
drinks a lot of juice
constantly needs attention
asks too many questions
becomes attached to everything very quickly

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[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. A lady came in screaming and ranting how we wrote an obscene insult on her sandwich. Turns out she ordered a BLT with cheese. We wrote Blt +ch on it. It took me and a manager 15 minutes just to calm her down enough to even listen to us.

[fravit]

sounds like she was a real BLT with cheese